Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always
i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me
i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
when u meow at ur cat and they look at u like u just called their mom a ho
A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"foreign names are so complicated!!"
coming from people who have 50 ways to spell ashley
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
But nothing will stop me from believing my dick knows when it’s time to get up
do you ever just look at little kids and think
“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”